Egging You On

random vandalism purchase of the day

I just walked over to the supermarket to get some groceries and saw this for sale:

On impulse, I bought them. Clearly they are made to be party favors, like crackers. I can imagine a yard full of seven-year-olds going absolutely berserk with these. When I saw it, my first thought was they would be fun to throw at a politician’s limo. “Duck, Senator Cruz!”

But thinking about that reminds me that Texas has in essence made murdering protesters legal (as long as the murderer is a MAGA). So maybe I save these for a wild party.

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