I Get Press Releases
I’m not totally sure why I get press releases. I glance at them, but they are almost never interesting to me. But one day, I’ll get one I really want to write about.
Like today, except in this case, I’m not interested in the subject of the press release, but to whom it was addressed
Just call me “The”.
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